merethe
home - ask - submit
©   SOMER-HALDERS

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

arcticspookeys:

probably the best thing ive ever seen

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

lion:

dude hittin the nae nae on the news

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

blackcatsworld:

thats a sexy post 

you win

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

bananapolisher:

dave